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发表于 2006-4-11 14:58 |只看该作者
A well known speaker started off his session by holding up a $50 bill. In the room of 500, he asked, "Who would like this $50 bill?" Hands started going up all at once. He said, "I am going to give this $50 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the dollar bill up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $50.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. You are special - Don't ever forget it!
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The Bathtub Sanity Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.


During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.


"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!"

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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发表于 2006-4-11 15:01 |只看该作者
Find the Four People!

fourpeople.jpg (47 KB, 下载次数: 1)

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发表于 2006-4-11 15:36 |只看该作者
Before Computers
Memory- was something you lost with age.

An Application- was for employment.

A Program- was a TV show.

A Cursor- used profanity.

A Keyboard- was a piano.

A Web- was a spider's home.

A Virus- was the flu.

A CD- was a bank account.

A Hard Drive- was a long trip on the road.

A Mouse Pad- was where a mouse lived.
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发表于 2006-4-11 15:38 |只看该作者
英文字母都认识,放一块,它认识我,我可就认不得它了。

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发表于 2006-4-11 15:45 |只看该作者
我也是闲得,

没什么要发的新闻,
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发表于 2006-4-11 15:46 |只看该作者
看看英文解解闷儿吧,
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我也是相当闲,要闲出病来了。

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发表于 2006-4-11 15:46 |只看该作者
可是我看不懂。不是更闷了。

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发表于 2006-4-11 15:48 |只看该作者
那就看图片吧,
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发表于 2006-4-11 15:48 |只看该作者
生活好无聊。

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发表于 2006-4-11 15:51 |只看该作者
不会啊,
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发表于 2006-4-11 15:51 |只看该作者
灌水不是挺有意思
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发表于 2006-4-11 15:52 |只看该作者
灌水不是生活啊。

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发表于 2006-4-11 15:52 |只看该作者
吃饺子就更好了
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