男人难以取悦!!!(~~~:@)

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男人难以取悦

The problems with GUYS:
   男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
   如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．

If u Don\&#39t, he says u are PROUD.
   对他不好，他说妳骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
   如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don\&#39t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
   如果不，他说妳是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
   如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
   如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him,he\&#39ll lose FACE;
   如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明

If he\&#39s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
  如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！

If u don\&#39t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
   如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
   如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

If u don\&#39t make love with him., he says u don\&#39t Love him;
   如果妳不跟他做爱，他说妳不爱他

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
   如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
   如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦

If u don\&#39t, he says that u don\&#39t TRUST him.
   如果不，他说妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
   如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
   如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
   如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
   如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
   如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
   如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it\&#39s LUCK;
   如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it\&#39s BRAINS.
   如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
   如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too  SENSITIVE!!
   如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!



The  moral of the story  is.......
以上的故事告诉我们：

MAN ARE HARD TO PLEASED!男人难以取悦!!!