3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
4．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my
face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son
你有两下子。作者: 飞得更高 时间: 2009-11-11 12:27
19.good good study,day day up!
好好学习，天天向上
21.People mountain and people sea.
人山人海
22.seven up eight down
七上八下
23.love who who
爱谁谁
24.no three no four
不三不四
25一说：give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)
一答：you try try see！（你试试看！）
26.雇主 how much do you want a month?
保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you
800块， 吃你的，住你的作者: gunsmoke 时间: 2009-11-11 13:09
2．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
这个，出处很深啊
18．you have two down son
你有两下子。
you really have two down sons
你真有两下子作者: gunsmoke 时间: 2009-11-11 13:12
对公服务
TO MALE SERVICE作者: 小熊妈妈 时间: 2009-11-11 14:18
I will give you some color to see see
据我们高中英语老师说，当年我们同学真有这么写英语作文的
这位老兄写的是：I will give you color to see see
哈哈……
能找出这么强的文章
楼主真是have two down son作者: 飞得更高 时间: 2009-11-11 14:30
一段对话，前台小姐很彪悍哈
前台小姐：“hello.”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”
老外：“can you speak english？”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”
老外：“can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time,
you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what
thing ?”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”
老外：........作者: 小熊妈妈 时间: 2009-11-11 14:39
据说我们高一届学长还有强人
有次老师阅他的英文作文觉得文字流利 表达清楚
可就是觉得哪儿别扭
后来回过味儿来
小子是拿汉语拼音写的 作者: 爬上墙头等红杏 时间: 2009-11-11 15:16 本帖最后由 爬上墙头等红杏 于 2009-11-11 15:17 编辑
I will give you some color to see see 作者: 河水连连 时间: 2009-11-11 15:33
报上登过一回,比这还多,我都差点笑岔了气.作者: sparkling 时间: 2009-11-11 22:14
．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
这个在宋丹丹的情景短剧中看过，经她一说，特逗。作者: apan 时间: 2009-11-12 09:53
呵呵,乐死我了,现在我跟老外交流的时候,急了就想爆出类似的Chingish作者: woodpeter 时间: 2009-11-12 12:53
这样的"语"可以推广一下下
