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标题: 老外翻譯的三字經 (爆笑!) [打印本页]

作者: 会有天使来爱你 时间: 2008-12-17 10:13
标题: 老外翻譯的三字經 (爆笑!)
人之初： At the beginning of life.
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it..
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方:  Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子: All his five son took it.
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all your fault.
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學： You may refuse to study this.
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學：  If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為：  You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

作者: 扣肉 时间: 2008-12-17 13:55
五年多前笑过了
那时候总版主tiger 还叫 tiger667 呢
http://www.caxc.net/viewthread.php?tid=1199

不过老版没有这个全呀

作者: 大头小脑 时间: 2008-12-17 14:44
挺逗的，转发了

作者: flyman 时间: 2008-12-17 15:32
强人

作者: 大海啊 时间: 2008-12-17 15:33

作者: 东方夜明猪 时间: 2008-12-17 21:32

作者: 会有天使来爱你 时间: 2008-12-18 09:06

原帖由扣肉于 2008-12-17 13:55 发表
五年多前笑过了
那时候总版主tiger 还叫 tiger667 呢
http://www.caxc.net/viewthread.php?tid=1199

不过老版没有这个全呀

扣局记忆力超强啊，五年，白驹过隙……

作者: 猪猪妈妈 时间: 2008-12-18 10:00
标题: 意译得很好啊
意译得很好啊

作者: 不晓得 时间: 2008-12-18 10:57

作者: 果农 时间: 2009-1-17 08:48
哈哈，笑过

作者: 周杰伦 时间: 2009-1-17 08:56

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