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标题: 车尾搞笑贴士一览 [打印本页]

作者: seagull~    时间: 2004-3-4 10:08
标题: 车尾搞笑贴士一览
车尾贴士一览表!!!                                                  
::我见过“肉+磨”,果然奇慢无比。                                   
::大龄女司机,多关照!                                               
  ::我还见“超级面瓜闪亮登场”                                         
  ::人老车新,离我远点!                                               
::新手(女)                                                          
  ::“随时倒车”                                                        
  ::您是师傅随便超,                                                     
  ::前方有熊出没                                                        
  ::“不会坡起,小心!”                                               
:奥托车贴的)别看我的样子小,我哥是奥迪                               
::奥拓车:别欺负我小,我哥是奥迪                                      
::我们院一奥托:长大了就是卡迪拉克                                   
::新手手潮,越催越面。                                               
::女司机、磨合、头一次=女魔头                                        
::别吻我                                                              
::当您看到这行字时,您的车离我太近了。                                
  ::开不好瞎开,挤我跟你急!!!                                  
::见过一次“《===”,不是清扫车                                   
  ::手心冒汗                                                           
::人老车破又磨合                                                     
::出租车:大修磨合,欢迎超车!                                        
::一小面贴的是:面中面                                               
::\\\"新车上路, 内有杀手“                                              
  ::“我出没, 注意!”                                                 
::来吧!同归于尽
作者: 导游迷    时间: 2004-3-4 15:07
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